Showing posts with label House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. Show all posts

Monday, September 06, 2010

TRUE LABOR DAY HEROES

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Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Rangel, Waters to Blame for Dem Failure

Rangel and Waters, exclusively responsible for Democrat’s poor performance, (whooping) in November’s Mid-Term elections.

I hear a lot being said about these two democrats unwise decision to forego the slap on the wrist in lieu of a public trial. How hard this must be on poor Nancy Pelosi. I think there have been back channel communications urging them to be the sacrificial lambs on the altar of the Progressive agenda.

When the Democrats get their butts handed to them they can say, it’s for the sins of the few or two, rather than because the American Electorate has no stomach for our big government schemes. It’s not because we went against the will of the American people. It’s not because despite being loudly, forcefully, sometimes scarily made aware of just how much the “little people” did not want Obamacare, we passed it by sleight of hand. Noooo, that’s not it, got nothing to do with that.

It’s not because the more we learn of the mess that was ramrodded through under the guise of reform, the more we understand just how incredibly incompetent the President, and the leaders of both houses of congress are.

It’s not the bail outs.

It’s not the massive deficits.

It’s not the muddled foreign policy.

If there is any blame left over when we’re done pinning it all on Rangel and Waters it’s probably Bush’s fault.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Reid, Pelosi and the Dying Priest

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Reid, Pelosi and the dying priest

The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.

"Yes, Father?" said the nurse. "I would really like to see Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi before I die", whispered the priest. "I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. Harry and Nancy would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Harry commented to Nancy "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Nancy couldn't help but agree.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Nancy's hand in his right hand and Harry's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.

Finally Nancy spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

The old priest continued...

"He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Pelosi Meets Pope, All Hell Breaks Loose!

VATICAN CITY (SR) - Pope Benedict XVI met today with Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, a Catholic who supports abortion, in what observers called a "clash of good versus evil."

According to witnesses, Pelosi attempted to "school" the Pontiff on "what the Bible really means" concerning murder, prompting the Catholic leader to produce a vial of holy water and a large crucifix and driving the snarling and cursing Pelosi back against a wall.

According to witnesses, the Pope then unsuccessfully attempted to exorcise Pelosi, finally abandoning his efforts in the face of "overwhelming Godless liberalism."

After the meeting Speaker Pelosi had no comments for reporters as she hurried to her next stop, a gay rights celebration in downtown Rome.

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