(DOVER, Del.) – by Erica Bazoombas
Tea Party candidate Christine O’Donnell has thus far weathered charges that she has dabbled in the occult, but a former neighbor says she has evidence proving O’Donnell is in fact a witch.
Mrs. Gladys Kravitz recalled that one Saturday night in 2004 she asked O’Donnell to pick up a bottle of Sambuca at the liquor store, and that the perky, prudish politico made the trip by flying on a broom.
Kravitz
Kravitz produced an old VHS tape that she claims shows the aerial errand, but said she was too drunk at the time to focus the camera properly. “That bitch is a witch,” the disquisitive dipsomaniac said, and then passed out.
O’Donnell campaign spokesman Darrin Stevens told SPN that a personal pleasure device being sold in adult novelty shops as “Christine’s Magic Wand” has nothing to do with the diminuive Delawarian. “It’s just a coincidence,” he said.
Stevens
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